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Wednesday, November 11, 2009



Ada sepasang pengantin baru berada di kamar pengantin, di malam pertama..Pada tengah malam pertama itu, tiba-tiba isterinya mengerang, "Adui, sakitnya bang..! macam mana nie malam pertama?" Suaminya lantas menenangkan isterinya, "Jangan nangis sayang..nanti mak ayah dengar..mereka mungkin belum tidur lagi tu.." Kebetulan bilik mertua hanya bersebelahan kamar tidur pengantin..Isterinya teresak esak mengerang.."Sakitnya bang"..

Tapi kerana tidak dapat menahan sakit, isterinya tambah kuat mengerang..Mahu tidak mahu, si suami pun berkata, kali nie kuat sedikit suaranya.."Sabar sayang!Tahan saja..Esok baru cabut.."

Sejak dari tadi si mertua lelaki masih belum tidur..Dia memang terdengar anak perempuannya mengerang, tadi dia tidak peduli, biasalah malam pengantin, fikirnya..Tapi kali ini dia sudah hilang sabar..Dia bangun, pergi ke bilik sebelah lantas menendang pintu kamar pengantin..

Dengan rasa geram bapa mertua berteriak.." Ni apa kena nie? tak paham ker? anak aku boleh mati kalau besok baru kau nak cabut!!CABUT SEKARANG JUGA!!!"

Terkejut besarlah kedua pengantin tu..Sambil tersipu-sipu pengantin perempuan pun berkata kepada ayahnya.." Abah, takkan sakit gigi pun boleh mati..Lagipun mana ada Klinik Gigi yang buka 24 jam!!"

Apalagi malu besar la si bapa mertua..cepat sangat salah paham..ahaksss...

p/s: moral of the story ialah jangan cepat salah paham and jangan la tendang pintu..ketuk jer dulu..



31 comments:

PeJuAnG HiDup on November 11, 2009 at 1:35 AM said...

hahaha... lawak btul cerita ni. tp, bgus la bapa gtu. caring. hahaha...

♠♥♠ayudeadwish♠♥♠ on November 11, 2009 at 9:53 AM said...

ces...tercemar minda kanak2 ku

0wh nath on November 11, 2009 at 3:27 PM said...

isssh, bpk dye tuh. bhaye betull. haha.

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 11, 2009 at 3:44 PM said...

PEJUANG HIDUP..caring apa nya..tu terlebih caring..ada siap ckp "CABUT SEKARANG JUGA"..tu ayat paling tak bleh blah..

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 11, 2009 at 3:45 PM said...

AYU..nie mesti pikir lain nie..lawak double meaning..

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 11, 2009 at 3:46 PM said...

OWH NATH..tau tkper bahaya..payah klu bilik sebelah blik mertua..pendek cita nk malam pertama gi jer hotel...

chokio_nia on November 11, 2009 at 7:14 PM said...

haha..kesian bapak die..malu cmtu je..haha

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 11, 2009 at 11:22 PM said...

AIN..nak wat cmner?caring terlebih...yer ar sian anak dia klu tak yah cabut..tahan sampai esok..marah kan bapak dia..ingat anak dia robot..

mello on November 12, 2009 at 6:51 AM said...

hahaha..esok br cabut.. dasyat2..

seroja jingga on November 12, 2009 at 12:50 PM said...

perlu ke mak bapak skodeng pasang telinga

ezan on November 12, 2009 at 2:10 PM said...

wah caring tul bapak dia, mesti menantu dia ngeri dapat pak mertua camni. :D

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 12, 2009 at 4:10 PM said...

MELLO..klu esok baru cabut, naya la pompuan tu..dasyat ek..haha..

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 12, 2009 at 4:12 PM said...

SEROJA JINGGA..mmg tak perlu dengar ikutkan tapi kan bilik sebelah..dengar mengerang pulak kuat tetiba si bapak dengar kata cabut esok..suruh tahan, mau tk marak si bapak..ingat anak dia apa..suspen kan bapak..besa la anak pompuan dia..

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM said...

EZAN..Cik Dara rasa klu dorang datang umah mertua tdo mesti cari bilik lain..takut kang bapak tendang pintu lagi..

zety on November 15, 2009 at 7:17 PM said...

haha..ayah die pulak gelabah xtentu pasal..

dara♥♥♥teruna on November 15, 2009 at 11:27 PM said...

ZETY..tu lah pasal Zety..terkejut sama + jeles kot tgk kehebatan menantu dia..yer ar..tahahn sampai esok..

twinktwink on November 24, 2009 at 10:54 PM said...

hhhaaaaaha lawakla.
dkt entri saye ade tules kesah ni!
ushala ;)

twinktwink on November 24, 2009 at 10:56 PM said...
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qilaanaknos on December 3, 2009 at 2:14 PM said...

haha..lucah lucah!

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